Welcome to Limbo.

Sep 02
Sep 02

vibesopretty:

mangoestho:

everyone needs friends who will encourage them to pierce things and ride things and go to places and buy shit and show off side boob. everyone.

I am that friend

Sep 02

idontcareforgob:

officialgarrusvakarian:

we-are-star-stuff:

zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

Sep 02
whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said  “Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad) I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.
You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

Sep 02

Anonymous said: I don't know who Ayn Rand is. Should I change that or just let it lie?

seiya234:

raptorific:

Imagine the baby that would result from a night of passion between Ebenezer Scrooge (before the spirits changed his ways) and Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. Now imagine that baby grew up and married the baby that would result from a night of passion between Yzma from the Emperor’s New Groove and Mr. Burns from the Simpsons. Now imagine the newlyweds had a baby of their own, and that baby was raised aboard a Ferengi Starship, where she was tutored in empathy and compassion by Lord Voldemort. Now imagine that baby grew up and someone told her that any opinions she might have or conclusions she might reach are based on objective logic and reason, and that anyone who disagrees with her is simply being irrational. Now multiply that person’s greed and heartlessness by 100 and you’ll begin to see something that comes close to resembling Ayn Rand.

coldacehonky

Sep 02
blaquexkcalb:

shedskinbelight:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.  @KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

bucket list.

I gotta see

blaquexkcalb:

shedskinbelight:

geoffsayshi:

krystvega:

The African Renaissance Monument in Senegal, larger that the Eiffel tower and the statue of liberty .. Things you don’t see in mainstream media.
@KrystVegaNeteru

This is beautiful.

bucket list.

I gotta see

Sep 02

When you’re listening to a heavy song in your headphones, and you do that really serious angry walk

Sep 02

milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

Sep 02
guardian-of-our-galaxy:

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

THIS IS AN ANGRY TEXT POST ABOUT BOOBS.
so i have huge boobs okay. let’s get that out of the way. and my mom likes to show me pictures like this to try show me that “hey u have big boobs and men like u for that.
that is the exact reason why i HATE having big boobs. and im completely done. They suck ass for many reasons:
-You like that cute shirt? too fucking bad. if it don’t fit over your boobs don’t even look at it.
-Same with sweaters, dresses, tank tops, bras, anything. 
-Back problems (i have them and im 17).
-You wanna run? hahaha good luck with that with boobs weighing you down and swinging uncomfortably getting in the way.
-Many other things
THEY ARE NOT FOR YOUR PLEASURE. 
AND LADIES IF A MAN ISN’T GOING TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL, DUMP HIM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY AND DESERVE SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT SIZE BOOBS YOU HAVE
and things like the picture above are terrorizing. i dont give a shit if you have the weakest heart in the universe. i can guarantee that my lumps of chest fat aren’t isn’t going to cure your heart disease.
this concludes my angry text post.

I EXPECTED TO LOSE A LOT OF FOLLOWERS BECAUSE OF RANTING BUT I ACTUALLY GAINED THREE FOLLOWERS
GUESS WHAT THOSE BLOGS ARE
porn

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

THIS IS AN ANGRY TEXT POST ABOUT BOOBS.

so i have huge boobs okay. let’s get that out of the way. and my mom likes to show me pictures like this to try show me that “hey u have big boobs and men like u for that.

that is the exact reason why i HATE having big boobs. and im completely done. They suck ass for many reasons:

-You like that cute shirt? too fucking bad. if it don’t fit over your boobs don’t even look at it.

-Same with sweaters, dresses, tank tops, bras, anything. 

-Back problems (i have them and im 17).

-You wanna run? hahaha good luck with that with boobs weighing you down and swinging uncomfortably getting in the way.

-Many other things

THEY ARE NOT FOR YOUR PLEASURE. 

AND LADIES IF A MAN ISN’T GOING TO LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOUR BOOBS ARE TOO SMALL, DUMP HIM RIGHT THE FUCK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITY AND DESERVE SOMEONE WHO IS GOING TO LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT SIZE BOOBS YOU HAVE

and things like the picture above are terrorizing. i dont give a shit if you have the weakest heart in the universe. i can guarantee that my lumps of chest fat aren’t isn’t going to cure your heart disease.

this concludes my angry text post.

I EXPECTED TO LOSE A LOT OF FOLLOWERS BECAUSE OF RANTING BUT I ACTUALLY GAINED THREE FOLLOWERS

GUESS WHAT THOSE BLOGS ARE

porn

Sep 02

quote What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

-My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

Dear god, that would be EVEN WORSE.

(via lcn71)